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Purple top suit
Wow, such a person
I can't be friends
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Kanta, did you just get here?
Yes, I just got here
You said you were going to climb up, didn't you?
What!?
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There's someone called Mr. Kannazuki, right?
Yes, there is.
What kind of relationship do you have with him?
For me, Mr. Kannazuki is like Junkel.
If I had that person, I would be happy.
But we didn't get along that well.
What?
At the end of our Hori Pro,
there was a place where you couldn't buy anything and you couldn't take money.
He was wearing a purple top and a suit.
I was like, "Wow, this person is scary."
And I was in a duo called "Kid Cut".
Yes, we were in a duo.
And it was our first stage performance.
We were like, "Can we show our performance on that day?"
And in the lobby of the theater,
there was an entertainer called Mr. Shochikubai, who was in our Hori Pro.
And Mr. Matsu saw our performance.
Hey, Kannazuki, is there a performance on that day?
Why don't we show our performance here?
All the entertainers were watching.
So I was like, "Yes, I saw it."
And I was wearing glittery clothes and bandana.
And I was wearing a roller skate.
And I was like, "Hello, come here."
And I was singing a song called "Iskal Genji".
I was in my first or second year of acting, and I was like, "It was fucking boring."
I'm sorry, Kannazuki.
I'm telling you this.
It was fucking boring.
And Mr. Matsu said, "Kannazuki, you're funny today."
What?!
You passed.
And I was like, "I can't be on this level."
That's how we met.
You're in your third generation of comedy.
You're in your seventh generation of comedy.
There were a lot of comedy programs because you were in your third generation of comedy.
There were a lot of comedy programs.
One-step comedy group and newcomers who don't reach that level go to the club office and win a prize of 100,000 yen if they laugh for 30 seconds.
In comedy groups, people come up with ideas for comedy for days in advance.
But you can't do it alone.
When you go up the curtain, you say, "Today I'm going to take a slow bath and take a bath at 3 o'clock."
Today I'm going to break a chopstick with my butt.
You do it slowly and briefly.
You make your butt a teabag and stab it with a chopstick.
I'm going down the curtain at 3 o'clock.
"Three, two, one," you break it.
"Peki!" You break it.
"Three seconds." "One," you break it.
"Peki!" You break it.
"Three seconds." "One," you break it.
"Peki!" You break it.
You break a chopstick with your butt and win 100,000 yen.
You win 100,000 yen in 30 seconds.
We met again when we were about 31 years old.
We were on a Japanese TV show called "Monomane Battle."
We're on "Monomane Grand Prix" now.
We haven't met in a while and we've been doing a lot of collaborations.
Mr. Kanaguchi, who plays Mr. Nagashima, and me, Mr. Kuwata.
Mr. Kuwata.
Like "Galvez."
At the time.
You're talking a lot.
"Galvez" is like "Rantou."
Hey, Galvez!
You say it like that.
That's funny.
And we're doing "Netaawase" and "Families Now."
Families Now.
Both of us are like "Aki."
"Aki" immediately starts making jokes.
And Mr. Kanaguchi...
Mr. Kiri...
From now on, call the staff of "Monomane" on my cell phone and try to trick them.
That's funny.
At the time, I had just started impersonating Mr. Kanaguchi.
Then, assistant...
Let's call a woman.
Okay, let's do it.
I called her and said, "Hello, what is it?"
Hello, good morning.
What are you doing at this hour?
No, no, I was just thinking about a story.
I got stuck.
Oh, is that so?
I'm thinking about it alone now.
Oh, I see.
But, Mr. Kannazuki.
Yes, yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
This is the only story I don't like.
Out of all the participants in the impersonation battle,
I think you're the best at it.
I think you're the best at impersonating.
That's what you're telling me.
Oh, I see. Thank you very much.
Then, see you later.
That's what you said.
Mr. Kannazuki is amazing.
Also, you tricked the manager, too.
What?
From the studio to Mr. Kannazuki's car,
Oh, no, Mr. Kannazuki.
I left my wallet in the dressing room.
What do you mean?
My wallet, my wallet.
I was driving,
so I called my manager and said,
Hello, Mr. Kannazuki.
Thank you for impersonating me today.
Oh, thank you.
What's wrong?
I left my wallet in the dressing room.
Oh, that's terrible.
I know.
That's terrible.
Then, look it up.
Then, give it to me tomorrow.
That's what I said.
As a woman, right?
As a woman.
That's terrible.
But,
Yes?
But,
I couldn't trick you, ma'am.
Did you trick me, ma'am?
Mr. Kannazuki said,
Hello, Mr. Kannazuki,
I'm going home now.
You're going up, aren't you?
What?
Are you calling me 'going up' or 'going up'?
I'm calling you 'going up'.
One day, at the end of the year,
when you and I were talking,
you called me,
and said,
You're lonely, aren't you?
You should come home,
you said,
at 1.4 Tokyo Dome.
There is such a place.
New Japan Forest.
Every year,
we went together,
so,
after 1.4 Tokyo Dome,
Kanasu-san, his wife, and me lived together.
Did you live together?
We didn't live together,
but we did live together.
Kanasu-san, I want to take a bath,
so I said,
and Kanasu-san made me take a bath,
and after a few days,
Kanasu-san, your laundry is all wet,
so I said,
I'll wash it for you,
and I washed my underpants,
and I didn't think it was wrong at all.
It's like an Englishman's house,
so I said,
Kanasu-san, I just took a shower,
so I'm going home,
and I went back to the apartment,
but it was too late,
and I had to stand up.
I opened the door,
and it was night,
and there wasn't a single light on.
The hallway was dark,
and the back room was dark,
and I went into the room,
and there was another door,
and I turned on the light,
and it was just one channel,
and it was dark.
Where are you?
I looked closely,
and I saw an Afro-like guy
wearing a wig
sitting in the opposite direction
from the screen,
so I turned around,
and I said,
Welcome home!
Didn't you get scared?
I was too scared.
When we recorded "Bono Mané Grand Prix" the other day,
we always had a large room.
But we only had a small room.
When I came in the morning and saw Ijiri's room, I thought it was a small room.
But when I looked next to it, it said "Kandatsuki".
The staff may know.
I saw Kandatsuki's convenience store bag and said,
Well, Mr. Ijiri, which do you like, sweet bread or salty yakisoba?
Well, I like sweet one.
It's new.
It's the same as before, Mr. Ijiri's house.
Is that so?
How many hours will you stay in my school again?
I'm going to stay at home. I don't have a school.
We were there for about an hour.
We said goodbye in the car and went home.
We just said goodbye, but we talked on the phone.
Kanna, you were great today.
No, you were funny.
No, no, Kanna's house is boring.
No, Ijiri's house was funny.
It's amazing that you can say that.
It's really correct, isn't it?
It's correct.
It's not correct at all.
Someone's toothbrush...
What?
Wait a minute!
I was doing it.
What did you do?
I was licking someone's toothbrush.
That's the impression.